You motorboating son of a bit$@...

My buddy Dave and I went on a boat ride recently through Portsmouth, NH. Except instead of oars and sails and seats and lifejackets and radar and motors and ropes and all that nautical stuff, it was full of sushi. Not one to err on the side of leaving hungry, Dave orders big. BIG.I'm almost embarrassed to post this picture since it's such a grotesquely large amount of food. Just pretend there were nine of us at the table instead of the actual two and it's all good.Now with my mercury levels up to snuff for the year, I will hit the "publish" button and never think about it again!