Rides

Come Fly the Unfriendly Skies



This is a bit of a misnomer of a title since my gripe here is with the airports and not the actual flying, but I liked the catchiness of it. My gripe […]

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la photographia



Mayo’s father is a pretty amazing photographer. The family gallery’s website is currently unnavigable, but here it is anyway: www.TheVillageGreenGallery.com. Mayo and her parents came out to Binghamton, NY for the Chris […]

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Boom Boom, Shake the Room



At lovely Elk Grove and then in Downers Grove, my deft bike handling skills were put to the test and sadly snapped to record two crashes in consecutive weekends. I crash less […]

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Giant hot dogs



Hello friends of iamtedking.blogspot.com, Nothing terribly earth shattering to report. Tour of Elk Grove has come and gone and if racing three consecutive races (two of them abnormally lengthy) on the nearly […]

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Word to the Wise



May I recommend that when you’re outside cleaning your bike, thoroughly cleaning your entire drivetrain, cleaning your girlfriend’s bike, replacing your girlfriend’s chain, and replacing your handlebar tape for about 2 straight […]

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D'oh!



I had the distinct priviledge of traveling through the reeeeal Springfield. As in, the reeeeal home of the Simpsons. But the only camera to be found was the one on my phone, […]

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Where'd you learn that Cheech? Druuuug School?



ProTour cycling is rapidly flushing itself down the pooper. In the course of 2 days, you got Vino, then some schmoe Italian, and suddenly the “Stupid Chicken.” I’m speechless. The quote of […]

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Picture time



Between Nature Valley in Minneapolis, MN and the Cascade Classic in Bend, OR Mayo and I had the privilidge to make it up to Squirrel Island in Maine. This wasn’t an easy […]

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