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Welcome Home!

INFINITE AWESOME. That’s the eternal award that’s been offered up for anyone willing to produce the blue prints for the iamtedking suitcase-home-sweet-home hybrid. There have been a handful of submissions and I thank you for all of them. Here are … Continue reading


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Hit the Road Jack

Jack, Ted… what’s the difference? Yup, on the road again. If I had access to my computer and camera, some wifi, perhaps a bit of clip-art, and even an iota of skill with one of those computer doodling programs I … Continue reading


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Like… bummer, man.

It hopefully goes without saying, but I was very excited with my recent touch-up job at the local Spanish dentist to the ol’ canine late last week. “Wow” I caught myself thinking, “I have a full set of teeth! Going … Continue reading


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Slightly entertaining… or just disturbing

Pirates often are characterized by wearing an eye patch because they’re missing one eye from a ferocious battle involving swords and cannons. Rather than a duel on the high seas, I lost a fight with the tether-ball pole in 2nd … Continue reading


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Off to the Races

Ahh the dubious distinction of the Girona airport: flights exclusively offered by RyanAir. Said airline seems to take pride in how uncomfortably they can transfer passengers to and fro. From the abruptly upright and non-reclining seats, to coming frightening close … Continue reading


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