David Letterman has his top-10s. While I’m yet to make his top-10 list for anything, I’m happy to be in most top categorizations. Like this guy’s for example. Top one-thousand, baby!
Mug of coffee, naturally.
(Control-F and type “Ted King” if you want to see the specifics and then be directed right back to this site. It’s kind of like perpetual motion, except it’s perpetual iamtedking’ing. Which, yes, is a verb.)